April 15, 2015
So Robert Pattinson came out of hiding in England to attend Coachella where his fiance FKA Twigs performed. While they were there, the couple went to the Drake show and Rob got really, really, really into it. Some fans got him on video dancing like the middle aged white man that he truly is at heart. His power-sway and worship-esque foot work were absolutely next level. It's safe to assume that he was under the influence of something - if not drugs or alcohol, then definitely the shock of watching the Madonna-Drake mating ritual. Clearly he was overdosed on confidence.