December 2, 2014
Blurred Lines singer and resident creeper Robin Thicke has a new girlfriend, and she’s literally 19 years old. Robin, for the record, is 37 and clearly loves taking shady to a whole new level. The new girl, April Love Geary, is basically a nobody except for the fact that some naked photos of her “leaked” online recently. This means two things: she will be perfect for Robin’s next gross music video, and she clearly has no common sense. Idk what April is thinking, but Paula Patton was def smart to leave his ass when she had the chance.