August 6, 2015
If you don’t know anything about mixed martial arts, don’t worry neither do we. But what we do know is that Ronda Rousey is a fucking beast. Ronda has been the UFC Women’s Bantamweight champion since 2012, and she’s actually the only person to ever hold the title. She also won the Best Fighter award at the ESPYs this summer, so like suck it Floyd Mayweather.
This past weekend, Ronda successfully defended her championship for the sixth time against Brazilian fighter Bethe Correia. This is super fitting because Correia’s first name is literally pronounced “Betch.” We’re not kidding, look it up. Ronda wasn’t in the mood to play, either. She knocked out Bethe after just 34-seconds, which is like super fast. Also, she probably made like $4 million, which is a pretty good rate for half a minute of work.
Ronda is a betch who doesn’t like to mess around, and this is her third fight in a row that’s lasted less than a minute. In fact, her two fights before this were both over in less than twenty seconds. There’s nothing betchier than being the best at what you do, and Ronda Rousey is definitely the best.