Royals Win First World Series in 30 years, Chaos Ensues

By LaBetch James

Obviously, New Yorkers are pissed. The Mets and their fans came into October soooo excited for their chance to win the World Series. But Midwestern America and their Ugg boots prevailed again, and the Kansas City Royals won their first World Series title in 30 years.

Poor Mets fans.

But we can't hate on the Royals, mostly due to the fact that they are collectively sexy as fuck.

There's Mike Moustakas...

And Eric Hosmer ...

And Alex Gordon...

But we digress. The Royals, understandably, partied like it was fucking 1985 and got after it with the Gatorade coolers.

And even Paul Rudd joined in on the fun.

 

It took 12 innings, but the Royals won, and now we don't have to hear about baseball for another six months, which is the greatest news of all.




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