September 16, 2014
Welp it happened. Ryan Gosling is officially a DILF. The love of my life and the face crack of the century's girlfriend, Eva Mendes, gave birth to a baby girl today. Congrats, I guess. Low key, I can't wait for the daddy-daughter pics. Ryan has now stopped banking on daddy issues and now is causing them. This doesn't mean your imagined relationship with Ryan is over. It wasn't over then and it still isn't over. This just means you'll have a step daughter.