Resident hottie, Ryan Reynolds, went on the Graham Norton show last Friday to reveal that he used to be heinous.
^ Art, imitating life.
"I went through puberty at like 27. It was a freak thing—yeah, it was not good!" Ryan you were 26 when Van Wilder came out, so like, false. Not that I don't believe you were once an atrocious monster (Stars! They're just like us!), but just stop trying to be relatable.
Hyperbole aside, Ryan also talked about his first crush (Spoiler alert: Not Serena Van Der Woodson). Some loser named Fiona. I bet she's so pissed to hear this now. Sorry Fiona, too little too late. I'll just leave this here for you.