December 2, 2014
Scarlett Johansson got married like two months ago and everybody missed it. She married this random guy Romain Dauriac, and they have a daughter with the world's most bland name, Rose Dorothy. The whole thing is a masterpiece of underwhelming celebrity news, so let's just tbt to the list of men ScarJo has dated/married in the past: Josh Hartnett, Ryan Reynolds, Sean Penn, and Nate Naylor. Better luck this time Scar.