Shit To Do Before You Go Back To School | Betches

Shit To Do Before You Go Back To School

By Betch No. 5

Summer is pretty much on it's deathbed. It sucks, but that's the way life goes. Soon, your days will be full of syllabi, professors with annoying voices, and crowded campus common areas.

Before you head back to school, though, you should get some shit done. And by that, we certainly don't mean the lame bucket lists you find online that include activities like "attending a [lame] parade" or "enjoying fruity beverages."

Literally. That was an actual suggestion.

Anyway, here's how you can enjoy your remaining days of summer without committing social suicide. 

Obviously, because your time in the summer sun is fleeting, and you don't want to go back to school looking like Taylor Swift. Soak up some sun during your final days of rest and relaxation, but don't be a dumbass. Remember to wear sunscreen!




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