January 28, 2015
Science finally caught up with what we already knew: guys who take selfies might be sociopaths - fucking duh. Taking three selfies before deciding which one to snapchat is a red flag, just like a complicated passcode on his phone and being too close with his mom. Filters are another big indicator that your boo is a Stage 5 narcissist - also probably gay (straight men don't debate between Nashville and Valencia, they just don't). So thanks to whatever researcher finally cracked the code on this one, your next assignment is to diagnose guys who send dick pics (hint: inferiority complex).