July 20, 2015
Science has decided that there are only 4 kinds of drunk people. Clearly they haven’t read the Betches’ analysis of drunk personality types, but we’ll let it slide. The University of Some Fly Over State released a study of these 4 groups and named them after literary characters:
Most betches are probably Mary Poppins, unless she’s having a shitty day and then she’s definitely a Mr. Hyde.