Science Says There Are Only 4 Kinds Of Drunk Personalities | Betches

Science Says There Are Only 4 Kinds Of Drunk Personalities

By Queen Elizabetch

Science has decided that there are only 4 kinds of drunk people.  Clearly they haven’t read the Betches’ analysis of drunk personality types, but we’ll let it slide. The University of Some Fly Over State released a study of these 4 groups and named them after literary characters:


Most betches are probably Mary Poppins, unless she’s having a shitty day and then she’s definitely a Mr. Hyde.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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