Instead of going ano for the next three weeks to fit into your mom's old clothes so your Halloween costume can be "suh retro," recognize that people now are fatter than people in the 1970s. These scientists "found that people who eat and exercise just like people living in the last millennium weigh about 10 percent more today." So basically, your mom doesn't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because the 2000s fucked up your BMI.
They think that stress, prescription drugs, and pesticides might be making us fatter, but clearly they don't know shit about how popping an addy kills an appetite for the whole day. Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.