Scott Disick Avoids Babysitting by Murdering Alligators: Real World Roundup

By The Betches

Justin Bieber's neighbors hate him because he allegedly drives around his Ferrari at all hours of the morning and has his besties throw parties at his house while he's on tour. We think the issue is more that they hate him because they worked their whole lives to afford beautiful homes that apparently an eighteen your old douchebag can also buy. Leave the Biebs alone, he's one paparazzi assault away from a stint at Promises. Read article >>

Jon Hamm is getting solicited by Fruit of the Loom and Jockey to wear their underwear since being called out for having a huge dick and going commando on the set of Mad Men. If 85% of the female population didn't want to fuck him before, we're pretty sure this seals the deal. But seriously Jon, put on some underwear. And don't make it some poor shit by Fruit of the Loom. I mean you're playing an executive on Madison Avenue. Get yourself to Barneys. Stat. Read article >>

Everyone hates Scott Disick after he shot an alligator on TV during an episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami. Scott, known for being a douchebag has somehow managed to surprise PETA and animal loving celebs everywhere with his shitty treatment of Florida's greatest swamp creatures. Mary Hart from International Reptile Rescue (Seriously woman, get a day job) has said she thinks Scott's punishment should be: "to cut both his thighs so he bleeds and then toss him in a gator pond with gators small enough to rip him apart slowly and painfully." God. That was way harsh Tai. Read article >>

Hugh Hefner reveals he's had sex with at least 1,000 woman but he can't tell the exact number because he is old as fuck can't keep track. He also states he's never cheated on any of his three wives and all his other sex was done in the middle of marriages. I guess that's sort of romantic in a completely revolting kind of way. Read article >>




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