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Screen Porch Punch: Because You Need To Relax

By Betchy Crocker

The south has its issues, what with deep fried and mayonnaise coated and sweet Jesus everything – but they do know something about sitting on a porch and sipping something that’ll make alllllllll your cares disappear.


Today we give you Screen Porch Punch – it’s sweet, it’s powerful, and it’s the perfect thing to make you forget about the closing window of summer.

Ingredients:

  • ½ a seedless watermelon – cut into cubes (obviously without the fucking green part on)
  • 10 springs fresh mint
  • 1 cup freshly squeezed lime juice
  • ¾ cup honey
  • 2 cups gin

Grab a blender and blend the watermelon cubes until you have about 4 cups of watermelon juice. Set aside. In a giant pitcher, muddle the mint. Add literally everything else – including the watermelon juice – and stir. That’s it. Serve with fresh mint leaves and extra relaxation.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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