November 12, 2014
Spoiler Alert: Kim uses her ass to buy fame in her latest photo shoot for Paper Magazine.
Mrs. Yeezus looks hot as fuck in these photos. Her ass-waist ratio is prime, and she has Giselle Bundchen triceps. My question is with the artistic design. With the high bun, fascinator, and pearl choker she kind of looks like a sluttier version of Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's, but with a phenomenal plastic surgeon and hella daddy issues.
The last time Kim wore pearls and used her ass as the centerpiece of a photo shoot, it was for PlayBoy. That episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, where Kim asks every member of her family whether or not she should do the PlayBoy photo shoot is the best episode of television ever produced.