The Selfie Toaster Is The Only Reason To Ever Eat Toast | Betches

The Selfie Toaster Is The Only Reason To Ever Eat Toast

By The Betches

Now we know most betches try and steer away from carbs but that's all about to change with Burnt Impressions' new selfie toaster. The selfie toaster is a toaster that will burn an image of your face onto the toast if you send the company a high res picture of yourself. This is an all time high for narcissism. Unironically, this is the company that first brough us "Jesus Toast," but like who gives a shit about Jesus' face when my gorgeous profile can grace the breakfast of my family for countless meals to come? Soon Instagram selfies will only be for the povos. 


 




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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