July 17, 2014
Now we know most betches try and steer away from carbs but that's all about to change with Burnt Impressions' new selfie toaster. The selfie toaster is a toaster that will burn an image of your face onto the toast if you send the company a high res picture of yourself. This is an all time high for narcissism. Unironically, this is the company that first brough us "Jesus Toast," but like who gives a shit about Jesus' face when my gorgeous profile can grace the breakfast of my family for countless meals to come? Soon Instagram selfies will only be for the povos.