September 11, 2015
If you haven't used the US Open as an excuse to binge drink, then you should really re-evaluate your life. Obvi Serena Williams is busy being an absolute beast at the US Open rn. Congrats on winning your sorority's, sobriety-optional, mixed-doubles tennis tournament, but this is a legit BFD.
Anyways, some asshole reporter asked her "You just won a match. Normally you smile when you win. You come in here, you laugh. What happened tonight? is it because you beat Venus or because you're thinking about what is going on next? What's wrong?"
Unlike during a job interview when you have to pretend like you're not a total betch, she unleashed the ultimate What I'm Really Thinking:
"It's 11:30. To be perfectly honest with you, I don't want to be here. I just want to be in bed right now, and I have to wake up early to practice, and I don't want to answer any of these questions. And you keep asking me the same questions. It's not really...you're not making it super enjoyable."
Homegirl wants pizza, wine, and Netflix, and these jokers are acting like her parents after prom night. So to everyone who asks us to smile and enjoy small talk: Serena Williams says to fuck off..