Sex on the Beach: Learn Your Cocktail

By Betchy Crocker

Back when we drank in highschool, nothing upped the badass factor like knowing what a drink like Sex on the Beach or a Blowjob shot was. You’re a grown ass adult now, so if you don’t know how to make basic drinks and martinis you’re an embarrassment and should stay home watching reruns of KUWTK.

TBH, the Sex cocktail doesn’t have any sex things involved; it isn’t served with anal beads/a dildo for stirring nor does it smell anything like sex/latex (THANK GOD). It’s just a simple, fruity cocktail that some bro probs came up with cause “bitches love fruity drinks” and he probs thought he’d get laid BLESS.

There are two types of SOTB cocktail; the first type is made from vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. That version is listed in the International Bartenders Association Official Cocktail guide. The second type is slightly fancier. That version is made from vodka, Chambord, Midori Melon, pineapple juice, and cranberry juice, and is listed in the Mr. Boston Official Bartender’s Guide.

REGARDLESS of which version is the right one for you, here’s the version we made up combining the two that’s like, legit.


  • 1.5 oz vodka
  • .5 oz peach schnapps
  • 1.5 oz pineapple juice
  • 1.5 oz cranberry juice
  • .5 oz Chambord

Add all of the above to a shaker and fill with ice. Then shake and strain into a highball glass full of fresh(er) ice. Garnish with an orange wheel and pretend you’re fancy.




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