April 24, 2013
For a stoner betch, it's ALWAYS kicked.
Because he is a drug dealer and therefore unreliable by character. He will respond to your first text immediately, but then when it comes to “where are you?” he’s less responsive than the SAB on a weekday.
The ever daunting issue of high entertainment. Documentary? Comedy? My screensaver? Ah, life’s big choices.
One minute it’s in your hand, the next it’s harder to locate than Bin Laden circa 2005.
Scheduling your smoking is probably the most arduous aspect of being a stoner. Always stay one step ahead of your sobriety.
It’s been acknowledged that memory is not our strong suit. It’s fine though, what we lack in attentiveness we make up for in…high-ness.