Snapchat Needs To Fucking Chill With The Geofilters | Betches

Snapchat Needs To Fucking Chill With The Geofilters

By Golden Gate Betch

It’s arguable that a Betch’s favorite channel of communication is Snapchat, and for obvious reasons. Whether it’s sending your besties a video of your post-exam bong rip or allowing 100 acquaintances a glimpse into your amazing weekends via #239 blackout Snapchat story, it’s easy to see why Snapchat and Betches go together like Vanessa Hudgens and molly.


Naturally, we welcomed the addition of flattering filters with open arms and were even more excited when we discovered that our favorite cities had their very own geofilters designed. I mean, if you don’t live in a city sick enough to have a geofilter are you really even a Betch? [Extra points if your city’s neighborhoods even have their own—tres betchy.]

However, all of this has started to dissolve ever since the frat over at Snapchat HQ thought it would be good idea to let every basic bitch with a Photoshop trial design and submit her own.  Before, geofilters were like us: exclusive and elite. They showed your contacts that you were somewhere in the world that people gave a shit about. Now they just show that you’re somewhere in the world where someone with Microsoft Paint was. Nice Girls everywhere rejoice for they too can be apart of the fun. Ugh.

“You get a geofilter! And you get a geofilter! And you get a geofilter” –overheard at a coked-out Snapchat meeting.

Snapchat, please cool it on the crowd sourcing before you let Nice Girls take what is rightfully ours—superiority.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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