So Wait, is Miley Cyrus a Porn Star or Nah? | Betches

So Wait, is Miley Cyrus a Porn Star or Nah?

By Betch Waldorf

So wait, does Miley do porn? - if I had a nickel for every time I’ve asked that fucking question.

Yesterday, the NYC Porn Festival, aka the gathering of the world’s sketchiest people, released a schedule of their lineup, and fucking Miley Cyrus’ name was on it. She was featured in the same block as “Tila Tequila: Backdoored & Squirting.” And no, I’m not making that up - I’m a bitch, not a fucking sicko. Nevertheless, it’s good to see Tila Tequila is staying relevant. Doesn’t she have a kid now? Hope that porn can pay for that kid’s lifelong therapy.

The clip that was to be shown of Miley was actually an interlude for a song on her bangerz tour, which is the gateway conference to the NYC Porn Festival. It’s so easy to get them mixed up, really. In the short, Miley is in fishnets, leather panties and tape over her boobs - it’s so not a Nashville party anymore.




We’re not entirely sure who told the NYC Porn Festival it was okay to feature that video- Rico?- but it was quickly removed from the schedule. Miley released a statement that she was “proud” of the short film she had made and the porn festival basically said they used it for publicity- shocker. However, it is clear that Miley didn’t “enter” the contest. It’s not a fucking business card raffle at Chili’s, people.

Am I the only one borderline disappointed in the fact Miley didn’t enter the festival? I mean she’s already like partly there, just rip off the band-aid. They could probs fit her porn in the same timeslot of Hannah Montana at 8/7o’clock central, ya know, to maintain the fan base. “Hi this is Miley Cyrus, and you’re watching PornHub.”  *waves a dildo in the shape of Mickey Mouse.

 

 



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