Some Random Model Bitched Out Kendall Jenner For Having It All

By Golden Gate Betch

In more Kendeall (just Kendall) 6th grade drama model news, this week the longest burn book entry ever by random model Arisce Wanzer came into spotlight. I swear to God this thing has fucking chapters and a table of contents. Apparently it was posted on TheBlot Magazine website in September but up until yesterday no one had heard of either of them. In the letter Wanzer talks shit about Kendall’s undeserved rise to fame, while all the other models are poor orphans living in boxes on the streets. She’s seriously so dramatic in it that it’s laughable.

Some of my favorite lines include, “Now, imagine you’re from a small town and/or Third-World country where your only way to get out of your current social class, achieve your dreams, get a green card or just gain better work conditions is to become a high-fashion model.” I’m sorry, what? In what universe is becoming a high-fashion model your only viable career option?

You’ve been bumped/tripped by both a hairstylist’s travel kit and a makeup guys’ enormous Caboodles-like suitcase, all before 10 a.m.” Please tell me more about your selfless work. Really, your job is like sooo similar to Doctor’s Without Borders, it’s fucked no one has given you a medal for it yet.

“One by one like dominos from Vogue to Givenchy, fashion is selling out to the ignorant masses for money.” Seriously, could you BE any more pretentious? You’re a model, idiot. Your job is literally to stand there and not eat. Who gives a fuck if Kendall wants to do the same? Last time I checked neither of you are saving lives so fucking chillax..

And to conclude her novella, “You’re on to walk in five, so you’re smoking to calm your nerves. You need to ash your cigarette, and there’s Kendall Jenner’s drink. You already feel a bit better.” L O L. Like I’m sure if Kendall saw you ash your cig in her Evian she would give a rat’s ass. She’d probably just laugh and say how random public school models are. She didn’t ask to be born hot, so give her a break.




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