May 30, 2014
During the Scripps National Spelling Bee, which I didn't watch because I have a life and I'm not a home schooled jungle freak, one of the judges was asked to use the word "feijoada" in a sentence for one of the final two contestants. The judge started to reply with "While Tabitha discovered that her milkshake brought all the boys to yard …” before someone cut him off.
Since feijoada means "a Brazilian or Portuguese stew of black beans with pork or other meat and vegetables, served with rice" no one really knew what the fuck he was talking about anyway, especially not this kid who likely has never listened to the radio in his life and therefore went on to win The Scripp's National Spelling Bee. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for somoene to make the viral remix of "my feijoada brings all the boys to the yard."