Ahhhhh... Spring Break. A sacred milestone in the college career of every betch. Or, if you’re really betchy, the rest of your fucking existence. I’ll be spring breaking until I’m ninety. I’ll probably drop dead on a booze cruise somewhere in the Caribbean with a mojito in both hands. Anyway, Spring Break is the perfect time to recover from all the not studying and excessive binge drinking you’ve been doing by doing the exact same thing, only in a much warmer climate. Unless you’re visiting nude beaches or took that Spring Breakers movie waaaay too seriously and plan on wearing a tacky neon Victoria’s Secret bikini and accessorizing it with a pink unicorn ski mask/beanie thing (okay, was anyone else mentally scarred by that film?) then check out my recommendations on how to look like you have your shit together on SB while your liver is subsequently a hot mess.
The timelessness and style of a LBD—only waterproof!
Our favorite picks from resort 2016 collections, with patterns as fun as your vaycay.
Color blocking, so hot right now.
We’re so happy one pieces are back in style because they look amazing on all body types and stay on when you’re dancing/jumping of yachts/binge drinking/other betchy spring break activities.
Because sometimes you have to wear clothes... I guess.