The Betches' Guide to Spring Break Swimwear

By Betches Staff

Ahhhhh... Spring Break. A sacred milestone in the college career of every betch. Or, if you’re really betchy, the rest of your fucking existence. I’ll be spring breaking until I’m ninety. I’ll probably drop dead on a booze cruise somewhere in the Caribbean with a mojito in both hands. Anyway, Spring Break is the perfect time to recover from all the not studying and excessive binge drinking you’ve been doing by doing the exact same thing, only in a much warmer climate. Unless you’re visiting nude beaches or took that Spring Breakers movie waaaay too seriously and plan on wearing a tacky neon Victoria’s Secret bikini and accessorizing it with a pink unicorn ski mask/beanie thing (okay, was anyone else mentally scarred by that film?) then check out my recommendations on how to look like you have your shit together on SB while your liver is subsequently a hot mess.

THE LBB (Little Black Bikini)

The timelessness and style of a LBD—only waterproof!

From left: Rachel Pally Antigua bikini top and Antigua bikini bottomFor Love & Lemons Monaco bikini top and Monaco bikini bottom;  CA by Vitamin A Talia Wrap Bikini top and Camden bikini bottom.


Printed Bikinis

Our favorite picks from resort 2016 collections, with patterns as fun as your vaycay.

From left: Mara Hoffman Basket Weave bikini top and tie side bikini bottom; cami underwire bikini top and low rise bikini bottom; racerback bikini top

Color Blocking Trend

Color blocking, so hot right now.

From left: Beach Bunny Endless Summer push-up top and Endless Summer skimpy bottom; Triangl Milly candy pink set.

One Pieces

We’re so happy one pieces are back in style because they look amazing on all body types and stay on when you’re dancing/jumping of yachts/binge drinking/other betchy spring break activities.

From left: Motel Glamazon one piece swimsuit; Rachel Pally La Jolla swimsuit; OYE Swimswear Bane Deep V one piece.


Because sometimes you have to wear clothes... I guess.

From left: Suboo Life's Peachy kaftan; Eberjey Spearhead Gianna cover up; Lenny Leopard dress.




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