April 1, 2015
Starbucks officially out-betched itself: It's adding kale and protein powder to its smoothies. Seriously, if this is an April Fools joke I will stab my barista. The new smoothies are strawberry, mango carrot, and sweet greens flavored and cost $6 for a grande - which is like kind of worth it, just as a status symbol. Basically, tropical smoothie and jamba juice can sit the fuck down.