If you're a biddie who orders a tall white mocha frappuccino from Starbucks, stop reading this now, because you and your glorified milkshake will not understand the horror that is this Starbucks tragedy. Two people in California are suing Starbucks for under-filling lattes—apparently, they are "approximately 25% underfilled," which violates California's "consumer laws of negligent misrepresentation and fraud." This is the real American Horror Story.
Obvi Starbucks thinks the whole thing is bullshit, but clearly they've never experienced the heaven of a grande iced skinny vanilla latte on a Friday afternoon. I can only hope the plaintiffs get the justice they deserve.