We're at DefCon 1 ladies: Caffeinated peanut butter is now a thing. Proving that there is in fact a God, you can now fit 2 cups of coffee worth of caffeine and a (surprisingly filling) snack into one tablespoon of peanut butter - we're truly living in the future.
A company called Steem made the PB from all natural ingredients, so it's Whole Foods approved and isn't that bad for you. Plus, if you have peanut butter on an apple, then you're being healthy and ~suh fall.
Tbh, my three food groups are coffee, peanut butter, and vodka, and now I'm down to two. Thanks Steem, I'm going to have so much more room in my kitchen for vodka.