May 15, 2015
Steve Ballmer, former CEO of Microsoft and billionaire, is the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers and an obvious betch.
After Donald Sterling was a racist jackass last year and made some stupid racist comments, Ballmer stepped up and bought the Clippers for $2 billion.
Now, he sits courtside at nearly every game and is belligerently wonderful.
The Clippers are headed to Game 7 against the Rockets..so prepare for some wonderful Ballmer moments.