October 16, 2013
So you may have heard this morning that some researchers have discovered that Oreos are as addictive as cocaine (at least for lab rats, which everyone knows is a reasonable comparison to humans). I knew there was a reason Lindsay Lohan loved them so much in the Parent Trap. Insert joke about what's truly in the white creme filling here.
Honestly, I think people are missing the entire point of this story. This doesn't mean that Oreos are SUPER addictive, it means that cocaine is NOT super addictive. I mean, have you ever encountered someone with an Oreo addiction? Help! These Oreos are ruining my life!
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