November 7, 2014
Summer Roberts (Rachel Bilson) gave birth to a baby girl. Where the fuck was Seth Cohen? Hayden Christensen (he was in Star Wars, ugh)is the father. His biggest claim to fame is successfully suing the USA Network for creative rights to Royal Pains. I'm just shocked anyone would want to take ownership of that shit show. They named their daughter Briar Rose, as in Sleeping Beauty. It's nice to set such low standards for your child before she can even speak. Just be model gorgeous and everything else will work itself out! That's confusing because Rachel saw first hand how that didn't work out for Mischa Barton. Mazel Rachel, Hayden, and Briar.