Susan Sarandon Wants To Blaze With A$AP Rocky

By Abercrombie & Betch

I don’t even know what to say anymore. Like really, I just don’t. Whatever Diane Keaton was smoking back in the ‘70s, clearly she was sharing it with Susan Sarandon. If you’re a rap enthusiast, then you know that Suz is referenced on the 2013 A$AP Rocky track, “1 Train.” Without a doubt, this automatically makes her the chillest grandma on the east coast.

Anyway, Susan Sarandon was so flattered by A$AP’s name-drop in his song, that she tweeted him! (Susan: 10 points, Your Grandma: 0—in case you were keeping score.) Not only is it fucking baffling that Susan Sarandon has a better handle on Twitter than I do, but…well, ya know, her message really speaks for itself. She wrote, “Hey @asvpxrocky & @ActionBronson thx for the shout out on '1Train." Not sure what it means, but let's blaze one & talk about it some time.”

Need to take a sec to reread that? Take your time, I’ll just go, like, file my nails or something. Kay, now that you’ve had ample time to stop laughing and collect yourself, yes, Susan Sarandon wants to smoke a J with A$AP Rocky. Idk about you, but I’d be D if I got invited to that sesh. As the Declaration of Independence said, all (wo)men have the rights to life, liberty, and I guess, the pursuit of good kush.





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