May 6, 2013
Since posing nude did not grant her the attention she wanted, Tan Mom has now released a "pop" song. It's honestly, fucking hilarious. Epic lines include "I'm hotter than the Octomom" and "It's Patricia, bitch, here I come, I've got a message to use protection from the sun... ha ha ha ha." Apparently rhyming is no longer THE minimum requirement for putting out a single.
This is almost as good as Countess LuAnn's "Money Can't Buy You Class," but not quite.
Here's a clip from TMZ:
Cause you don't wanna miss a thing