August 30, 2015
Target is a betch's one-stop shop where she can buy food for her Insta, party favors for her pregame, and a black bandage skirt. Target now wants to start selling and serving us alcohol, proving that there is in fact a God. I thought that Target had peaked when it sold Lily Pulitzer, but I was wrong.
A Target based in Chicago just applied for liquor licenses, so that we can buy everything we need on a Friday night while also getting drunk. My bank account is already screaming at me to stop shopping. So we're going to need to start Uber-ing to Target..