March 29, 2015
If you didn't really buy it when perpetual boyfriend girl Taylor Swift said she was loving being single, get ready: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are dating. This is really a match made in heaven if you think about it, because they both excel at making songs that sound like all their other songs. Basically, this means that they'll make a song together and the world will explode.
Just last year, Calvin went on record saying that Taylor was "the opposite of my type," and that he would left-swipe her on Tinder, but he obvi changed his mind. He got to know Tay through the Haim sisters, who are Taylor's BFFs of choice this month. We don't know if they'll last, but if they don't, get ready for an album full of songs about a DJ that did her wrong.