When most girls break up with their boyfriend they go down one of two paths: either they gain 20 pounds from eating ice cream and sitting on their couch crying, possibly losing all their friends because they’re sick of listening to their newfound nicegirl and former bestie bitch about a guy they’ve known is an asshole since day one; OR they kick into overdrive, reserving every stationary bike seat their class pass will allow for and remembering their long lost gluten intolerance so they have an excuse to stay away from food when out with their friends for happy hour.
Well, leave it to Taylor Swift to offer up a third option no one knew about. Instead of burying herself in used tissues or immediately falling into the arms of the next man to make eye contact with her (which is still TBD tho), Swift used this precious window of time between men to help another couple have the best night of their life. Apparently this is something other people call being selfless. I wouldn’t know. I’ve never done it.
According to People, “While celebrating their love in front of their friends and family, Max Singer and Kenya Smith were surprised by Swift with a stripped-down performance of ‘Blank Space’ that she’s coordinated with Max’s sister Ali over the last few months…Back in April, Ali reached out to the ‘Shake It Off’ singer, 26, about the death of her and Max’s mother in a touching letter, telling Swift how her brother had wed his wife in the hospital so their mom wouldn’t miss out on one of the biggest days of her son’s life. Max and his late mother even danced to the newly single singer’s hit ‘Blank Space’ for their mother and son dance before she passed away.”
Kind of an odd move to have your wedding song with your mom be about Taylor being a psycho girlfriend, but okay. All of this actually makes me, like, not completely hate Taylor Swift. Calvin Who, am I right?