May 11, 2015
Last week the least-skeletal Olsen sister appeared on The Late Late Show with James Corden where she was supposed to be promoting The Avengers or something, but instead revealed she was given the cold shoulder by the Queen of Nice herself.
Olsen said the two landed at a mutual friend’s birthday party in LA and she was trying to explain to Taylor that she loved dancing to her music in ballet class. Taylor was like, “IDGAF,” leaving Elizabeth to believe she blew her chance at friendship with the singer.
This story makes like no sense because I’m pretty sure Taylor is friends with every famous white girl that isn’t currently secretly making out with John Mayer. She’s friends with older famous white girls (Jamie King), and alternative famous white girls (HAIM), and even the most annoying of famous white girls (Lena Dunham). Still no love for famous white girl Elizabeth Olsen.
It’s actually really hard to feel bad for Elizabeth, though, because she’s, well, an Olsen and grew up with two of the betchiest older sisters of all time. She also rocks the long-bob better than anyone, ever.
There must be more to this story. Maybe Elizabeth mentioned that she hated going to clubs because the DJ’s were so overrated or Taylor accidentally watched “Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene” and thought Elizabeth was going to ask her to join a cult. Who knows.
Shake it off, Elizabeth, shake it off.