Taylor Swift Is A Neo-Nazi Princess, Apparently

We’ve all had that moment where an overplayed Taylor Swift song makes you want to commit an act of violence, but apparently some people have taken this shit a little too far. This dude named Andre Anglin, who writes for a white supremacist blog, has some pretty fucked up ideas about sweet Taylor.

In a post that we literally could not make up, Anglin says that Taylor Swift is a “pure Aryan goddess, like something out of classical Greek poetry.” He then goes on to say,“Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world. Probably, she will be betrothed to Trump’s son, and they will be crowned American royalty.”

Anglin has written dozens of blog posts about Queen Tay-dolph Swiftler, and he claims that her songs, videos, and social media posts all have hidden Nazi messages. Like, we know she punches the hot guy in the "Blank Space" video, but I’m pretty sure that doesn’t have anything to do with Judaism.

We like triple-checked the calendar to make sure this wasn’t an April Fools joke, but nope. Someone literally believes this shit, which is honestly so terrifying. Not to mention, Donald Trump’s only son that isn’t already married happens to be 10 years old. Ew.




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