Taylor Swift proved that she's totally cool and amorphous with her style—even though she never leaves the house without red lipstick—by going blonder. After Calvin Harris's Stage 5 Clinger posed for the cover of Vogue, everyone thought her new platinum blonde locks were probably fake (just like her feminism!), but it turns out that this poor choice is here to stay (just like the haunting memories of dating John Mayer!).
TBD on whether or not the hair change will lighten up her personality too, but like, fingers crossed.