November 4, 2014
In the wake of the release of her latest
sad hand written book album, 1989, America’s favorite nice girl T-Swift has demanded Spotify remove all of her music from its library. Obviously this is a strategy to increase album sales by creating a supply and demand, but like, chillax Taylor before you tarnish your banal image by coming off as a greedy bitch.
In response to this demand, Spotify launched a social media campaign asking the queen of vanilla to take them back. Can’t wait for her next album of 18 songs regarding her emotional break-up with a fucking inanimate music streaming service. I’m sure it was you, not them.