August 19, 2014
Taylor Swift released a new song "Shake it Off", which is basically about how she's a shitty dancer but she DGAF because she's having fun. K. Like Taylor officially has a first class ticket on the SS Irrelevant. The song is fine - boring as shit and won't be on my pregame playlist - but T-Swift's obsession with being the girl next door is so 2008 and stopped being cute when she started stalking a Kennedy. The worst part is her new album comes out in October and we'll have to listen to her nasal high pitched whine on every morning talk show. Where's Kanye West, it's time to shut this shit down.