Taylor Swift's New Video Reads Like It's Straight Out Of Gone Girl

By The Betches

While some people at Betches aren't that into Taylor's new video, I'm here to explain why it's the shit.

Yesterday everyone’s favorite basic bitch Taylor Swift released a music video for her single “Blank Space,” off new album 1989. However, unlike most of her sad girl video diaries, she’s actually not annoying AF in this one. Not only does Swift portray a caricature of herself as a rich, bat shit crazy betch but she looks skinny and hot while doing it. Notable scenes include her doing classy equestrian shit, overreacting, and delusional dating. The song itself is a welcomed break her usual blandness, in fact the lyrics remind us of recent betch of the week Amy Elliot Dunne in Gone Girl.

Tell us these lyrics weren’t taken out straight out of the Gone Girl plot:

Got a long list of ex-lovers

They'll tell you I'm insane

'Cause you know I love the players

And you love the game

You're the King, baby, I'm your Queen

Find out what you want

Be that girl for a month

Wait, the worst is yet to come, oh no


Keep you second guessing like

"Oh my God, who is she?"

I get drunk on jealousy

But you'll come back each time you leave

'Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream


While we award her no points for originality because this song reads like the Gone Girl Cliff Notes, we’ll throw her a couple for stepping up her power bitch game.




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