Ten Couples We Wish Were Together In Real Life

By The Betches

10. Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper

They're just both really hot, like in a down to earth kind of way. They basically inspired this whole post. Ten out of ten body language experts agree they want each other.

9. Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper

If you combine the first names of these two you'd get the full name of Kate Hudson's last good role. 


8. Kristen Wiig and Jon Hamm

I just see this happening. We know from Bridesmaids that the sex is wild. They can talk about, you know, their movies, and how they both have unexpected double letters in their last name, and stuff.

7. Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick

As much as we kind of love Leighton and Adam Brody together I'd break them up in a heartbeat if she could be with Ed. But I'd require them to wear headbands and ascots in public. And sit on the Met steps. While scheming plots about things even they couldn't follow. Dorota can come too.

6. Alec Baldwin and Meryl Streep

It's not complicated, it's meant to be. 

5. Amanda Bynes and Drake

Because their sex life would be on another level. Imagine it. She'd be like Drake, murder my vagina! Wait, get in your wheel chair! And wear the yarmulke. Yeah we went there. We went there took some pictures and flew back already.

4. Brad Pitt and George Clooney

I meannnnn Georgey's for sure gay because the most chemistry he's ever had on screen was with Brad Pitt. There was Oceans 11, 12, and 13, so now we're just waiting for Oceans Put Your Dick in My Mouth to come out. It'll be a blockbuster.

3. Liam Hemsworth and Anyone BUT Miley

If JLaw wasn't already taken by Bradley, she'd be a great match. But instead he's off cavorting with Billy Idol for no apparent reason. 

2. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet

The match made in heaven on a really unfortunate cruise

1. Ryan Gosling and Me





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