Teresa Giudice Is Now in Prison | Betches

Teresa Giudice Is Now in Prison

By 50 Shades Of Betch

Moment of silence, because Teresa Giudice is no longer a free woman. We all knew this day would come, but I know I speak for betches everywhere when I say that I've been in denial. It always seemed like Andy Cohen would pull some strings and get her out of going to prison, but I guess his magical powers don't extend beyond the Clubhouse. Teresa will be gone for a while, but that doesn't mean our lives have to stop. Teresa would want us to remember the things in life that matter the most, like tanning, family, and talking shit at extravagant dinner parties.  She would want us to keep our heads high (and foreheads low), and never stop putting the Dinas of the world in their place.


We love you Teresa, and we hope you flip a table in prison for us, unless they're screwed to the floor. Hopefully you don't end up with a prison wife, but we'll accept you either way. We'll DVR the next season of RHONJ, but we know it won't be the same until you're back where you're meant to be.

 

 



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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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