Teresa Giudice, who served 11 months prison time for bankruptcy fraud, released a memoir of her time in prison yesterday.
Guidice was sentenced to serve at the Federal Correctional Institution-Danbury in Connecticut, dubbed one of the best places to go to prison in the country. You know, like OINTB.
Ter opened up about her time in prison during a GMA interview, crying about how being in prison was nothing like being a "real" housewife (go figure), and boasted about how you could get all the juicy information in her memoir, "Turning the Tables: From Housewife to Inmate and Back Again."
Luckily, Teresa did drop some prison knowledge for us law-abiding citizens to cling to without having to go and buy her shitty book. For example, Teresa revealed the shocking fact that "there was mold in the bathrooms." She also divulged that the shower water was consistently cold and, to her dismay, never heated enough to her liking.
"I mean, the living conditions were really horrible. Like, horrible."
I mean it's prison, so.