October 31, 2014
Let's be honest, betches do not watch sports for fun. Honestly, what self-righteous betch skips a bottomless mimosa Sunday brunch to hang out in bars full of lukewarm beer and washed-up, jersey-wearing fraternity bros? No thank you.
Any betch with a brain and working vision knows the best part of watching sports is checking out the hot athletes, and deciding which team has the best asses on the field.
But who do we root for to win? Which athlete truly has the best abs in the game? To make this incredibly difficult decision process easier, we've compiled a list of the athletes that deserve a follow. Maybe even worthy of sliding into those DMs.
(Full disclosure: NSFW, unless your workplace encourages getting hot and bothered in your cubicle.)