August 18, 2015
Bill and Hill Clinton went to a birthday party in Martha's Vineyard last weekend, but instead of getting blackout wearing a Vineyard Vine's quarter-zip they went to a beautifully catered dinner. But the only similarity between their weekend and yours was that you both decided to humiliate yourselves while dancing.
Hillary and Bill perfected two dance moves: the holding hands while stepping side to side and clapping off-beat. It's kind of like when your aunt and uncle got drunk at your bat mitzvah and got way too into the macarena dance. This dance routine was worse than Britney Spears at the 2007 VMAs. I'd bet money that Donald Trump uses this footage in a campaign video.