October 1, 2014
When we first heard that people’s new iPhones were bending in their pockets we thought sign these fugly owners up for some Weight Watchers and tell them sitting on their phone at 200 pounds is not the best idea.
Turns out the people claiming their phones were bending were just a bunch of dramatic tech nerds. It all started on a MacRumors forum, which honestly do these people have nothing BETTER to do with their time than go on an online forum and dig around for this kind of BS?
This one fug loser who was complaining about his phone bending actually sat down with his phone in his pocket for an extended period of time. Really? You don’t need a computer science degree or even more than a strain of common sense to know obvs these phones are fragile and you should be careful/not sit your ass on it for hours.
These people really need to get off the computer and into the real world to gain a better sense of what it means to be normal. Stop bitching about your phone on some random website and get a life. And probs a new phone if you bent that shit by sitting on it.