March 27, 2014
I can't decide if I'm excited or miserable about this news. On one hand the thought of bumping into Scott Disick at SL East is so real I can feel it, but on the other hand the thought of the imminent papparazzi invasion while I'm trying to drink my iced coffee in a Zen-like state at the Golden Pear makes me want to never see Montauk Highway again. They're going to be filming Kourtney and Khloe Take The Hamptons and opening up a Dash pop-up shop. And goodbye, there goes the neighborhood! I will definitely make it a point to be in fucking Nantucket or some shit during the weekend when Kim and Kanye come to film the designated exploitation-of-North episode.