November 7, 2014
The gods have finally answered our prayers and given us one more moment with the most important historical figures of the modern era: the cast of “Mean Girls.” Of course now they are all, like, really famous, but they would have been nothing without that movie. That movie like invented them, ya know?
Instead of wearing hoop earrings and leather skirts (tbt), all the actresses, including Tina Fey (god bless you), wore gorgeous evening gowns that were def not purchased at Sears. The cast was featured in “Entertainment Weekly” which a betch never usually buys, but whatever.
They also gave interviews about their characters and Tina Fey even flashed us back to 2005 and talked about the Lindsay Lohan vs. Hilary Duff beef. Overall, it was everything we could have ever dreamed about- and we totally have dreamed about it. Next to like “Gone with the Wind” and “Citizen Kane” was there ever a more important or classic movie? No, the answer is no.
Here are some amazing quotes from the interview.
Lindsay: I had been online trying to get pink Uggs because I had a pink pleated skirt in the scene where I fall into the garbage can. I was like, "I need pink Uggs!" I mean, I was rhinestoning my phone at the time with Swarovski crystals. [Laughs] So it was somewhat Method.
Tina: I remember 17-year-old Lindsay was on a mission to find pink Uggs. That was, like, what she was working on. And there was one day where she tried to explain to Amy and me her beef with Hilary Duff, but we couldn't crack it. But we were pretending we could follow it.
Rachel: They, like, pinned a piece of a cocktail wiener into her bra. I thought this dog was going to tear her apart. It was very effective. She was such a pro through it. She's trying to do her lines and being so professional, and this dog is chomping on her fake boob. I'll never forget that.
Lindsay: I was leaving the playhouse the other day. These kids were outside, and someone said, "Do you know what day it is?" and someone said, "It's October 3rd!" I was like, "What? I don't understand!" I didn't know what they meant. Then I realized it! [Laughs]
Amanda: Karen would manage or own a store that sells really cool dog attire, like Swarovski dog collars and Halloween costumes for animals. She's probably really focused.
Lindsay: Cady's with Oprah in Africa working at children's schools with a family, teaching girls to be nice to each other.
Lacey: Gretchen is probably running the Toaster Strudel empire. She is probably married and has, like, seven babies right now. She and Jason worked it out. She has very big curly hair.
Rachel: Regina is a Real Housewife. She'd have too much time on her hands, for sure. She's probably found all her other Reginas.
I would say it’s time for “Mean Girls 2” but that already exists and it’s so bad that it fucked me up emotionally more than any breakup ever could.