The Met Gala 2015 Fashion Recap: The Takeouts and Takeaways | Betches

The Met Gala 2015 Fashion Recap: The Takeouts and Takeaways

By Chic Betch

Celebrities are the perfect amount of stupid and self-confident. The type of people who will do something so stupid like name their child Apple, Reign, Wyatt, or North (We love you baby girl, let’s set up a play date). So it felt a little like Anna Wintour was trolling the entire guest list when she made the theme of this year’s Met Gala “China: Through the Looking Glass.” She seemed to be baiting celebrities to show up in clothes that were borderline offensive (we’re looking at you SJP),  or just plain bizarre (can’t say we were a fan of Solange’s dress, don’t hit us) but we were surprised to see that most of the outfits didn't offend the entire nation of China and also omg Rihanna. Below is a recap of all the Met Gala fashion including the bad gal herself and some other people she made inconsequential.


KRIS JENNER

Kris Jenner dressing like a Madame who pimps out girls for money. So, perfect.

DWYANE WADE

Dwyane Wade: Commander of The Sinking Ship That Is His Outfit

FKA TWIGS

FKA Twigs heard the theme was China: Through the Looking Glass and immediately thought flaccid penis.

AMAL CLOONEY

She emodies the salsa emoji here. Take a Cinco de Mayo tequila shot everytime someone mentions that she's a lawyer

 

 

NPH


Neil Patrick Harris doesn’t care what any theme is. He wears this every single time. How is that possible?

CHRISSY TEIGEN

The only person who didn’t treat this like the racist costume party it was.

HELEN MIRREN

Feels like this theme probably prompted a lot of “back in my day” stories. 

SOLANGE

After last year’s brawl, Solange shows up like a dog with a cone around her head so she can’t harm herself or others.


KIM KARDASHIAN

Kim is every betches role model because she pushes the limits of looking slutty while still being fashionable.

JUSTIN BIEBER

Justin Bieber just finished up his karate classes so he was super pumped about this theme. He kept asking Anna Wintour if she was snack mom, though.

THE OLSENS

These two are so creepy if they remade the Parent Trap it would be called Season 6 of American Horror Story.


SJP

Feel like we’re in the part of the montage where Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha should shake their heads and send Carrie back into the closet.

MILEY CYRUS

Even I want to hook up with a girl in Mexico and I’m not even dating her.

KENDALL JENNER

Even though Kendall was showing off major side boob and you can definitely see her butt, she is still the least slutty of the Kardashians. I was born into the wrong family.

 

CARA DELEVINGNE

When you get a pack of flashtats and you just can’t wait to put them on.

ZENDAYA

Great look, Zendaya (Now I will move on without getting fired.)

KATY PERRY

This outfit is worse than a mispelled Chinese tattoo on a white girl. 

BEYONCE

Jay Z finally found a way to get everyone to sign up for Tidal. *subsribes to tidal* 

JENNIFER LOPEZ

Mombod > Dadbod, as proven by Kim, Beyonce, and, obvi, J. Lo.

ANNA WINTOUR




KAREN ELSON

Karen Elson queen of Westeros.

ANNE HATHAWAY   

  

This has me dreaming of the next “Fight of the Century” Mayweather and Pacquiao versus Anne.


RIHANNA

Everyone kept saying Rihanna looked like a pizza or an omelette. For the record, those are both delicious foods. She is the Princess of China. All Hail Queen Ri.




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LET IT OUT, HONEY

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