May 5, 2015
Celebrities are the perfect amount of stupid and self-confident. The type of people who will do something so stupid like name their child Apple, Reign, Wyatt, or North (We love you baby girl, let’s set up a play date). So it felt a little like Anna Wintour was trolling the entire guest list when she made the theme of this year’s Met Gala “China: Through the Looking Glass.” She seemed to be baiting celebrities to show up in clothes that were borderline offensive (we’re looking at you SJP), or just plain bizarre (can’t say we were a fan of Solange’s dress, don’t hit us) but we were surprised to see that most of the outfits didn't offend the entire nation of China and also omg Rihanna. Below is a recap of all the Met Gala fashion including the bad gal herself and some other people she made inconsequential.
Kris Jenner dressing like a Madame who pimps out girls for money. So, perfect.
Dwyane Wade: Commander of The Sinking Ship That Is His Outfit
FKA Twigs heard the theme was China: Through the Looking Glass and immediately thought flaccid penis.
She emodies the salsa emoji here. Take a Cinco de Mayo tequila shot everytime someone mentions that she's a lawyer.
Neil Patrick Harris doesn’t care what any theme is. He wears this every single time. How is that possible?
The only person who didn’t treat this like the racist costume party it was.
Feels like this theme probably prompted a lot of “back in my day” stories.
After last year’s brawl, Solange shows up like a dog with a cone around her head so she can’t harm herself or others.
Kim is every betches role model because she pushes the limits of looking slutty while still being fashionable.
Justin Bieber just finished up his karate classes so he was super pumped about this theme. He kept asking Anna Wintour if she was snack mom, though.
These two are so creepy if they remade the Parent Trap it would be called Season 6 of American Horror Story.
Feel like we’re in the part of the montage where Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha should shake their heads and send Carrie back into the closet.
Even I want to hook up with a girl in Mexico and I’m not even dating her.
Even though Kendall was showing off major side boob and you can definitely see her butt, she is still the least slutty of the Kardashians. I was born into the wrong family.
When you get a pack of flashtats and you just can’t wait to put them on.
Great look, Zendaya (Now I will move on without getting fired.)
This outfit is worse than a mispelled Chinese tattoo on a white girl.
Jay Z finally found a way to get everyone to sign up for Tidal. *subsribes to tidal*
Mombod > Dadbod, as proven by Kim, Beyonce, and, obvi, J. Lo.
Karen Elson queen of Westeros.
This has me dreaming of the next “Fight of the Century” Mayweather and Pacquiao versus Anne.
Everyone kept saying Rihanna looked like a pizza or an omelette. For the record, those are both delicious foods. She is the Princess of China. All Hail Queen Ri.