March 19, 2014
Scene: Surprise, bitch!
Scene(s): Whenever Olivia Pope tells people what to do
Scene: Kim Kardashian cries after losing an earring in Bora Bora. #FirstWorldProblems
Kim, there’s people that are dying.
Scene: Marissa Cooper shows us how much betchier (and alcoholic) she is than BFF Summer.
Scene: Rachel Green has a betch fight with her sister on Thanksgiving.
Amy: You didn’t come see me in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Rachel: ughhh…I did the first time!
Scene: Lucille Bluth, aka the ultimate betchy grandma, mistakes the “drowsy eye” alcohol warning on a bottle of pain pills for a “winking eye” alcohol suggestion.
Scene: Jennifer Lawrence is honest during her interviews
Scene: Haley Dunphy understands the importance of a slutty Halloween costume
Mom, you CANNOT have a problem with this one! I’m mother Teresa.
Scene: Ja’mie King insults all her friends and then has a panic attack.
You give me that look again and I will like slap you down, bitch.